Zero Gravity
This morning our local radio presenter from TKO has been telling us how a prominent astrologer has informed, that at precisely 09:47 in Spain. Jupiter will go behind Pluto, and cause a once ever gravitational alignment on the earth, so if you jump up in the air at that precise time you will probably float.
A warning has been put out by the siesmology institute,that if a large amount of people DO jump up in the air at the same time -Like at 09:47 - when they land it is liable to cause movement of the Teutonic plates and cause spasmodic earthquakes in strategic places in the Northern hemisphere.
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Hate to spoil the fun but it is April's Fool Day!
This present government in the UK has us jumping up in the air all the time !!
Has this " jumping " been approved by Health & Safety and has permission been given by the local council ?
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